Rating of husbands by zodiac sign: who is the best?

A brawler, an egoist, a spendthrift, a brute and a pig. In general, it is definitely not included in the best husbands according to the sign of the zodiac. The reference "real man": smelly, hairy, scary face, tinned stomach. Under his favorite sofa, you can find not only dirty socks and half-eaten pizza, but also a hungover Dimon. What does it mean, "who is Dimon"? It's his best friend! We met yesterday. In a fit of rage, he is able to beat Dimon to death with a tea bag. It is strongly not recommended to leave Aries on the farm with children and cats, because children and cats do not know how to gnaw frozen dumplings. But on the other hand, Aries is sure that he has the best wife in the world, and tells everyone about it. Honey, honey.