UK Authorities Urge Immediate Deletion of Old Photos and Letters

UK authorities have urged residents to urgently delete old photos and letters to save the country from drought. The proponents of the idea believe that cleaning up will reduce the load on data centers and decrease the amount of water needed to cool servers. Geniuses in the government overlooked the fact that servers might be located outside the Kingdom and that the load of storing data is much less than that of processing or deleting it.