How to Stop Being Offended?

Recipe No. 1. Want to get rid of the feeling of offense, annoyance, and disappointment forever? Remember: no one owes you anything. Try to recall a recent offense, replay the situation in your mind, but with the knowledge that no one owes you anything. So, still offended? The more you practice, the easier it will get. And then it won't even occur to you that something like that could offend you.