I'm a Star!

My husband says that I cannot cook 'proper' pasta (proper means al dente), so he does it himself. He also believes that I cannot be trusted with washing his socks (no matter how I wash them in the machine, I can never manage to match them in pairs afterward). Therefore, he washes them himself. He also claims that I cannot do the weekly grocery shopping properly (there's always something missing), so... well, you get the point. Yes, in this life, there are many things I cannot and do not want to do. And to be honest, I'm not very eager to learn them. I haven't been able to do the splits for twenty years, and I can be pretty categorical, maybe even too much at times. I find it hard to call strangers, and empathy really isn't my strong suit.