Things that men will never tell

During sex, we think about the alphabet, to-do lists, or work. The main purpose of sex is to give a woman an orgasm. But before you praise us for our selflessness, you should know that we are doing it for ourselves first of all. If the woman doesn't cum, we've lost. After all, sex without an orgasm is like a black and white French movie - without a climax. Your orgasm is the ultimate goal. Decision? Abstraction! This lowers blood pressure and delays ejaculation. When I was 18, my father told me that while having sex, he mentally read the alphabet backwards. It doesn't work for me. I need to concentrate so as to twist the corners of my mouth, but not a single woman ran away from horror.