Things that men will never tell

We are afraid of sex with a new woman. Yes, it's true: we men really think about sex all the time, and if we were faced with a magnificent neckline, while the lady would have three eyes and a chihuahua on her head, we would not notice it. But when it comes to the first intimate contact with a new lady... Our pulse is dancing the polka and we do very strange things. We strain our pelvic floor muscles with all our might, drink liters of pineapple juice and google cunnilingus techniques.