During sex, men think about the alphabet, to-do lists, or work.

The main purpose of sex is to give a woman an orgasm. But before you praise us for our selflessness, you should know that we are doing it for ourselves first of all. If the woman doesn't cum, we've lost. After all, sex without an orgasm is like a black-and-white French movie—no climax. And I don't think a woman after coitus tells her friend, "He can't satisfy me, but God, I love the way he fucks me." The only thing that could be worse is ejaculating after 2 minutes like a preoccupied teenager. A man does not want to allow this, and therefore tries to restrain himself with the help of thoughts about extraneous things.