Joke

A wife texts her husband: "Darling, you are the best!" The husband writes back: "Do you drink or compare?"

Resting!

- At least once invited me to rest with her. - I don't hang out with married people. - I'm your husband. - No exceptions!

Smile!

Thursday is even better than Sunday: because Sunday is Monday tomorrow, Thursday is Friday tomorrow!

Humor

What difference does it make who sleeps with whom, the main thing is that everyone gets enough sleep.